October 18, 2011 in Featured, Food
I’ve heard of peanuts coming out the same way they look when they go in, but this gives that new meaning. Dumbo on the left goes horns deep on his partner to get his buddy’s recycled peanuts. Worst thing is that he digs in there and pulls out two nasty poo balls that he starts munching on like they’re a movie snack or something. Dude…That’s Nasty!
October 12, 2011 in Injuries
A shout out to Trevor, a “Dasty” (Dude That’s Nasty fan) out there who sent in this pic [note: submit "Nasty" stuff to us and we'll give you a shout out too]. Apparently his body went right, but his ankle went left. That’s straight up a 90 degree turn from his ankle to his tibia. Luckily he got a great shot of it in the ambulance on his way to the hospital. Good thing too, because Dude…that’s nasty!
September 24, 2011 in Music
Nasty Details: In 2004, George Harrison was posthumously inducted as a solo artist into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (The Beatles were inducted as a group in 1988.) As the show’s finale, Tom Petty, his Heartbreakers, Jeff Lynne, Dhani Harrrison (George’s son), and Prince played “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” The first half is a solid rendition of the classic Harrison-penned Beatles tune; cool music. Then Prince steps up to blow minds – nasty music.
Why it’s Nasty: Prince has chops for days and they are on full display here. But probably even more impressive is how appropriate his solo is, perfectly capturing the mood of the song. This is not some wanktastic outing by Swedish meatball Yngwie Malmsteen. Prince knows how to make his guitar weep. And then when he’s had enough of his crybaby axe, he throws it up to George in heaven and walk off stage.
September 24, 2011 in Music
Nasty Details: Here Eddie gives us a tutorial in how to shred wicked hard while completely ignoring song craft. There’s no denying Eddie’s chops for cool music. Homeboy wails in the nastiest of ways. He’s not about to be constrained by songs or the rest of his band who must use this little break to pound a few more fifths of Jack Daniels and practice high kicks.
Why it’s Nasty: I guess when you’ve got it, make everyone listen to it for 11 minutes. This video is basically a lesson in every soloing technique ever invented. It’s also a how to guide in how to annoy and alienate everyone around you when you’re a 14 year old boy and think that finger tapping is the quick way to fame and fortune. Look, kid, stop putting stripes on your guitar with electrical tape, it’s not gonna happen for you.
If you think this video is nasty, you should see how old Eddie is looking these days. That’s nasty.
What’s the nastiest solo you’ve ever seen/heard? Tell us below in the comments.
September 24, 2011 in Video Games
Nasty Details: The advent of next-gen gaming has taken pwnage to the next level, since now you can not only destroy your friends online, but you can record the brutality from all possible angles and play it back for the world to witness. This video of nasty kills is one of many available online, but serves to show how nasty the Call of Duty pwnage can get.
Why it’s Nasty: Granted, it’s just a video game and not nearly as nasty as some of the other stuff on this site, but trust me, when you’re immersed in a game and catch a hatchet to the foot after two ricochets to lose the game, you feel it. Whether it’s scoring multiple kills with claymores and RC cars or decimating opponents with nothing but a couple of spring-knife blades, these are all nasty, nasty kills. But extra COD kudos go to the #1 guy in the countdown for hopping over a rocket to slice his adversary’s jugular FTW.
You can see a bunch more Black Ops kills here.
What’s the nastiest kill you’ve ever gotten? Tell us below in the comments.
September 23, 2011 in Sports
Why its Nasty: People get all crazy over someone dunking on someone in a pick-up game. They go nuts when players jump over people in a dunk contest. But, when Vince Carter drove the lane and decided to jump over 7 foot Ivan Drago in a real game – Dude…that was straight up nasty! I sure hope he at least asked if Drago wanted some salt with those, because poor guy got a mouth full. That dunk was off the meat rack Carter – I hope they were Mauna Loa Macadamia nuts.
September 23, 2011 in Misc Nasty
Why its Nasty: First off, take a close look at the guy in the background holding the bag. Check out his mid-section. Why its nasty needs no real explanation – the picture speaks for itself. Second off, there’s tight pants, then there’s pants that obviously must have been painted on, holy smokes! Finally, that’s decently impressive – he’s packing some serious heat. That things coiled up like a cobra and ready to strike. But sorry bud, at the end of the day, no one wants to see your nasty junk. Dude…that’s nasty!
September 23, 2011 in Sports
Nasty Details: In the world of sports, ultimate frisbee doesn’t often get the respect it deserves. So you know a catch shown on ESPN has got to be good. This video confirms that even balding Frisbee players got game.
At the 2010 World Ultimate Frisbee Club Championships in Prague, team Ironsides went up against team Sockeye in the Quarter Finals of Open Division play. The resulting game was a match-up of two awesome teams and one nasty catch by Andrew Fleming.
Why it’s Nasty: Watch for the long throw at 0:09. It’s a hail Mary throw and it looks like it’s going to no one. But out of nowhere comes Fleming. He picks up the pace to a full-on sprint. Here’s the moment of truth: can he get there in time? Just when it looks like he’s not going to make it, he dives in desperation…and…success!
Fleming’s victory celebration is almost as much fun to watch as his catch. Now that’s passion for the game.
Check out the slow replay starting around 0:25 for even greater appreciation. That’s one nasty catch!
September 23, 2011 in Misc Nasty
Nasty Details: Some people outgrow the peer pressure phase. Others don’t. In this video a grown man eats a moth and he does it for free. No payoff (besides an ego boost and a short trip down memory lane to when eating bugs in elementary school gained you respect on the playground).
Why it’s Nasty: Who’s going to step up to the nasty challenge? Scott’s our guy.
Scott has plenty of time to think about what he’s about to do: eat a gigantic moth. This isn’t a small specimen. This moth would make lesser men take cover. It’s perhaps the world’s biggest moth.
Like a true food connoisseur, he takes time to get to know the moth with a little tongue touch at first. Meanwhile, his friends take the peer pressure to a whole new level.
My favorite line? 0:33 When Scott’s “friend” tells him to “do it for your country”. Yeah, eating moths is the best way to show your national pride. I hope that’s not what our country has come to.
And finally, prep time is over. He goes for it. And before you know it, it’s down. Unfortunately, that’s not the last time you’ll see that critter. Check out the “after” view of the moth at 0:54.
Here’s to peer pressure… Dude, that’s nasty!
September 23, 2011 in Featured, Sports
Title: Kung Fu Volleyball
Why its Nasty: Ever play the game “if they mated”? Yah, well if Bruce Lee, Karch Karaly, and Pele mated (avoid the mental image and the fact that that’s impossible), you’d get a Kung Fu Volleyball player. These guys in this crazy sports video are nasty – especially the guys “doin work” at the net. Check out my man “Prime Time” in the red, wearing the white bandana. First off, solid get up. Second, are you kidding me with the 40 inch vertical, accuracy of his kick, and the fact that he lands and gets up afterwards like its no big deal (see slow mo from :56 – :59)…Dude, that’s nasty.
